woah a legit text post this hasnt happened in my entire life anyways im gonna be at fanime on sunday and surprise surprise im not gonna be fancy!dave or dave with timetables nope nope nope im gonna be this chick whose name is nimona which is also the name of the webcomic shes from wow what a coincidence (you can read it here) fun fact this was my first and favorite cosplay
ill probs be at the homestuck meetup idk im super friendly so if you see me say hi but if youre in cosplay ill probably say hi to you first because i mean cosplay yes
ladies. be careful when u wear spaghetti straps. it might distract the boys. they’ll start thinking of spaghetti. they will get hungry. they will stop at nothing to get their spaghetti.
(via raviolitimelord)
Stefon’s Wedding |x| SNL 18/5/2013
German Smurfs, Gizblow the coked up Gremlin, Human Fire Extinguishers, Ben Affleck and is that Ryan Seacrest? No it’s a drowned albino who looks like Axl Rose.
Jupids tho
(Source: domesticabusewillsaveusall, via raviolitimelord)
my friend just made the typo ‘the walking dad’ and like
just a dad walking across a lonely deserted landscape, the ground cracked and sandy from drought. he tucks his pipe into the chest pocket of his red flannel shirt. ‘son,’ he says. ‘how was school.’ but there is no one else around. he continues walking. the walking dad.
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“420 blaze it” i whisper to myself as i set 420 acres of forest on fire
(via mothmanjoe)
Anonymous asked: How are you?
im 100% A+
unlike my grades
*badum tss*
haircut!!!
For the next hour I’ll answer every single one of your extremely personal messages, even if you’re anon.
I doubt I’ll get any.
SHIT.
I never get asks anyway so whatever.
(Source: codeine-codeine, via zooglemoof)
